Burning sun on asphalt...
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shadows of doubt, the detective sim, just added a mode where a snail spawns in the city and chases you down and if it touches you, you die. look at the fucking art for this
Folks around here took to calling the skyscrapers of the finance district the headstones, because if you find yourself at the bottom you’re as good as dead. I leered up at them and they did nothing back. I knew three things about her. She was a brunette, she was dead, and I was the only person in the world that had to care. It had the window dressing of a crime of passion, but was too blunt and loveless in its execthe snail. Shit. The snail is here. Fuck. Where are my car keys. The snail. The snail. Shit. The snail.
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I’m thinking of Beginning it all
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I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn’t proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He’s done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! “But not our Jiij! Couldn’t be precious *Jiijiij*!” Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should’ve sHit when I had the chance!
I’ve been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills
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sorry, the previous reblog of the cat holding a cat is AI. have this completely real video of jason alexander instead
